Urban Dictionary for Jill, Rated NC-17

So, because I miss you, I searched your name on urbandictionary.com...

and here's what happened.

Mature audiences only

1. Jill

the "girl" a guy is taking home to have sex with.

this girl is really his hand, that he is going home to masterbate with. hold it up and the fingers spell out J-i-l-l.

makes him sound cool, even though everyone knows he's pathetic and can't get any.

guy1: "me and my girl had so much sex last night"
guy2: "yeah me too, i met this fucking hot chick named Jill.


1. jill off

The female version of jack off: unassisted autoerotic stimulation.

Her boyfriend was out of town, so she got in the hot tub to jill off.


1. JILL TILL

The female version of wank bank - A conscious thought by females to mentally photograph a person so as to be able to masturbate or jill off while thinking about them at a later date. Jill off is the female version of jack off: unassisted autoerotic stimulation.

"That dude is seriously hot!"

"Yeah, I might put him in the jill till"


1. Jill zone

The area a guy gets stuck in when he is too ugly or not cool enough (etc.) to get sex but still too good, somewhat attractive enough (etc.) so that he can't get pity sex... hence he is stuck with only Jill - (the hand a guy uses to jack off with, the fingers spell out JILL)
Why do I have to be stuck in the jill zone!?!?

I couldn't have been better looking to get out of the jill zone, could I?!?

Are u kidding me?! Even melvin gets pity sex, i'm stuck in the gay jill zone!!!


1. Jill in the Box

The action taken such that when having sex in a car with a sun roof, the man thrusts upward so that the woman's (Jill) head emerges through the sunroof and moans in delight. Similar to the childrens toy the Jack in a Box especially when performed with random thrusts.

I was dogging in the park last night and whacked it while watching a Jill in the Box.


1. Jill-of-all-trades

1. a woman who is versatile, and who can perform many different activities very well.

2. the gender opposite of a Jack-of-all-trades

Jealous Girl 1: I hate Katey. She already has the corner office, and she just finished running a marathon.

Jealous Girl 2: I know, right? Did you hear that she's dating that new guy, Eric? You know, the one with the abs.

Jealous Girl 1: Ugghhh! She even baked this cake for Linda's birthday. And, it's amazing (wiping frosting from mouth.) She is truly a Jill-of-all-trades.


1. Jill Tits

Someone with rather small tits, often called "Mosquito Bites" or "Bee Stings"

That new girl has some major Jill Tits, can she even physically wear a bra?


1. jill-hookup

When someone says they have a hookup to get you a discount and in the end the hookup was more trouble than it was worth. (since it was a ghetto-hookup)

see ghetto-hookup

Yeah, that was a jill-hookup, got a savings of 6 bux...


1. Jilli

some one with a nice booty

guy1: dammnn did ya see that girls ass?
guy2: dude yaa it was such a JILLI!


1. Jill Pickle

A lesbian who is too amusing for words.

or

A gay man's good female friend.

I love chatting with my Jill Pickle.

2. Jill Pickle

A cucumber used by a female to masturbate.

Dana doesn't have a boyfriend, but she knows how to turn a 8 inch cucumber into a jill pickle when she's lonely.


1. jilldash

The simultaneous and competitive rush towards the women's bathroom which occurs in a restaurant with single-occupant restrooms when the occupant vacates.

During happy hour at Thaiphoon, fistfights occasionally break out during the jilldash.


1. jillaroo

The Australian nickname meaning cowgirl.

Wow... that's one fine Jillaroo.

2. Jillaroo

1. An extremely unattractive or "undateable" guy
2. Someone that one must avoid flirting with at all costs
3. Male who tends to spend most time alone on the computer
4. Opposite of a jackaroo

Girl #1: Eww! Rachel check out that jillaroo!
Girl #2: Yea Kaitlin, he's totally undateable!


1. jillass

The female version of jackass.

That Jessica can be such a jillass sometimes!


1. Jillianare

A Fly Ma or Woman who's got a body money cant buy

"Man Did you see that she's Jillianare!!"

"Man Girl even my money couldn't buy your Jillianare body"


1. Jilla

Slang for Crack Cocaine mainly used in Brooklyn, N.Y. around the downtown area mostly Smith st., Gowanus, Wyckoff Projects and Red Hook.

Yo did you see her? i think she smokes Jillas now


1. jillinkla

a state of mind where one thinks about everything eg. life, god culture, music...etc and attempts to makes sense of everything, only succeeding in confussing themselves after which they get into a state that they don't want to think

you: what if hitler never died? what if i was never born? what if the sky was pink? what if..........

someone: that person has gone jillinkla.


1. jillion

Large number that has yet to be invented.

Fry: One JILLION dollars.
Audience: *Gasp*
Auctioneer: Sir, that's not even a number.

2. jillion

An imaginary word that is meant to describe a number far beyond comprehension.

Angela's dad has a jillion dollars, that rich bastard.


1. jillybangin

the act of getting really fucked up. usually on weed and booze at the sametime. any combination of intoxicants that gets u retardedly buzzed.

lets go get jilly banged son. i havent been jilly bangin in a long ass time.


1. jillyflickin

created by a man to replace the term "fucking around"

My boss caught me jillyflickin behind the shed.


1. jillywillicker

a word tht is sed wen u are shocked.

u are having me a jillywillicker?!


Shlove jew,

1. Tassia

A totally gorgeous, generous, sweet, friend who is absolutely trustworthy. A funny very shy girl who enjoys hanging out with friends.

Tassia is the perfect friend.